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Pope Francis Credited With Performing ‘Miracle’ As St. Gennaro’s Blood Liquifies

Posted by doctore0 on March 25, 2015

insane Total nutters, max stupid on progress :)

christiandisposalPope Francis Credited With Performing ‘Miracle’ As St. Gennaro’s Blood Liquifies

Pope Francis holds a relic believed to contain the blood of St. Gennaro. He’s credited with a ‘half-miracle’ after the blood ‘half-liquified’ in his presence. (Andrew Medichini/AP)

Pope Francis is being credited with a miracle — or at least a “half miracle” — after St. Gennaro’s blood liquified in his presence in Naples on Saturday.

The saint’s blood is usually dry inside of its sealed glass ampoule. However, after the pope kissed the relic, it began to turn to liquid.

“It is the sign that St. Gennaro loves Pope Francis: half of the blood turned to liquid,” Cardinal Crescenzo Sepe, archbishop of Naples, told the cheering crowd, according to Vatican Insider.

“If only half of it liquefied that means we still have work to do; we have to do better,” the pontiff replied. “We have only half of the saint’s love.”

The website reports that the blood continued to liquefy until the entire contents of the ampoule had turned to liquid, causing some in the crowd to weep.
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Phil Robertson Vs Atheism

Posted by doctore0 on March 25, 2015

Duck Dynasty” patriarch Phil Robertson conjured up a lurid fantasy about the rape and murder of an atheist family to illustrate a point about following God’s law…

The man is insane!!

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Face of Jesus appears in South American landslide

Posted by doctore0 on March 24, 2015

Pareidolia strikes again…

JC is it you... :P

JC is it you… :P

An image of Jesus is believed by worshippers to have appeared following a landslide.

The apparition is attracting hundreds of visitors to the San Francisco area of Putumayo, Colombia, since Saturday.

And some local landowners are cashing in on the ‘miracle’ – by charging visitors for access to view the figure, it has been reported.

A police presence has also been necessary to manage the crowds.

“If you believe in Jesus you will see your image ,” Ximena Rosero Arango, one of the many people who have come to the site to photograph the mountain told Eltiempo.com.

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‘God’s Not Dead’ Producer Gets Death Sentence

Posted by doctore0 on March 23, 2015

God may not be dead, but he sure is a giant penis to those who worship him the most. Did you hear about the ‘God’s Not Dead” producer/actor who was recently struck down with a terminal disease?

P.S. I think I would want to die ASAP and go to hevn.. If I was religious :)

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Christians Prepare For Martyrdom To Fight Gay Marriage

Posted by doctore0 on March 22, 2015

“A religious conservative broadcaster warned Christians to “prepare for martyrdom” if the U.S. Supreme Court sanctioned marriage equality.

Sandy Rios, director of governmental affairs for the American Family Association and host of a daily radio program, did not specify what she meant by that – but her context was clear.

“Homosexual marriage is going to bring about the tip of the spear of the battle we’re going to face,” Rios said Thursday to a gathering of religious right activists and pastors.”

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Dave Ramsey And His Big Ass House And Money From Jesus

Posted by doctore0 on March 21, 2015

It’s probably safe to say that Dave Ramsey has shitloads of money, Scrooge McDuck piles of cash that he has acquired over a long life of telling overs how to make money for a nominal fee. Taking on the persona of so many self-help speakers from the 1990’s Ramsey promotes a Christian lifestyle of managing wealth and remembering to thank Jesus once you’re stinkin’ rich. A website, Bible Money Matters, recently mocked Ramsey’s brand new multi-million dollar house, asking how he could show off his success instead of following the teachings of Jesus to help the less fortunate. Ramsey shot back that it was Jesus’s money, and that he was just taking care of it. Because apparently god hears you better from a nice pad and its probably even better in a private jet.”

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ODE TO YAHWEH

Posted by doctore0 on March 21, 2015

Nonstampcollector + 43alley

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Priest arrested for exorcism on underage anorexic girl

Posted by doctore0 on March 19, 2015


A priest has been arrested in Burgos for performing repeated exorcisms on an underage girl suffering from anorexia.

A judge in Burgos has called for the arrest of exorcist, Jesús Hernández Sahagún, along with the girl’s priest after she went through 13 exorcisms while still a minor.

Sahagún, the official exorcist of Valladolid, is facing charges of gender violence, causing injury and mistreatment according to local newspaper, Diario de Burgos, and has been asked to make a statement on the events.

The events date back to 2012, when the girl began to suffer from anorexia. According to El País, her religious parents became convinced she was possessed by the devil and decided to have their child exorcised.

She was tied up and had crucifixes positioned over her head, according to El País.

The girl subsequently attempted suicide and an investigation was launched after her aunts and uncles filed a complaint.
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San Francisco cathedral will stop dousing sleeping homeless people with water

Posted by doctore0 on March 19, 2015


In order to prevent homeless people from sleeping outside of Saint Mary’s Cathedral, the Archdiocese of San Francisco installed a system that dumps water onto the ground near its sheltered doorways, where people tend to rest at night.

On Wednesday, after facing substantial backlash for the deterrent, the archdiocese announced that the system will be removed “by the end of the day.”

In the statement, the archdiocese said it initially decided to install the controversial system “after learning from city resources” that similar deterrents were “commonly used in the Financial District” in San Francisco to “avoid the situation where needles, feces and other dangerous items were regularly being left in these hidden doorways.”
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San Francisco church accused of using sprinklers on homeless

Posted by doctore0 on March 18, 2015


SAN FRANCISCO (KGO) —
Does the premier Catholic church in San Francisco have a confession to make? The homeless trying to find refuge at St. Mary’s Cathedral claim the church is using water not to cleanse them, but to get rid of them. The Archdiocese of San Francisco is now looking into accusations that well-timed sprinklers are preventing the homeless from taking shelter at the landmark church.

Homeless like to sleep in the church’s covered doorways to protect themselves from the elements. But if you look directly above, you’ll see a spout that sprays water on them while they sleep.

“Sometimes I come here to sleep,” said Ignacio.

Ignacio slept outside San Francisco’s Saint Mary’s Cathedral on Tuesday night. He placed his sleeping bag near the main entrance to stay dry. That’s because he says under the covered doorways, “the water comes down every 30 minutes.”

He says throughout the night, water sprays from a spout above, soaking the homeless and their things.
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