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Inside Amy Schumer – The Universe – Uncensored

Posted by doctore0 on May 27, 2015

Bill Nye unveils new information that suggests that the universe has the ability to communicate directly with white women.

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Betty Explains Religious Freedom

Posted by doctore0 on May 26, 2015

Religious Freedom: Conservative Christianity Compares Notes with ISIS. Starring America’s Best Christian, Mrs. Betty Bowers

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Church of Neurotology

Posted by doctore0 on May 15, 2015

Followers of Neurotology star in a music video that sings the religion’s praises in this Scientology parody.

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Tax Free

Posted by doctore0 on May 1, 2015

America’s Best Christian, Mrs. Betty Bowers, presents a video celebrating the financial blessings showered upon America’s Conservative Christian industry.

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Adam and Eve – God’s Dirty Little Secret

Posted by doctore0 on April 27, 2015

Adam discovers another person.

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The Sound of Muslims

Posted by doctore0 on April 5, 2015

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ODE TO YAHWEH

Posted by doctore0 on March 21, 2015

Nonstampcollector + 43alley

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Elves make com­pro­mise with Road Ad­min­is­tra­tion

Posted by doctore0 on March 19, 2015

My crazy country :)

A large and un­usual rock will be moved to­day to make way for a new road in the mu­nic­i­pal­ity of Álf­tanes, close to Reyk­javík. An an­nounce­ment from the Ice­landic Road Ad­min­is­tra­tion states that the rock will be placed by the side of the road close to sim­i­lar rock for­ma­tions.

“A pact be­tween elves and men,” ex­plains clair­voy­ant Ragn­hildur Jóns­dót­tir who wrote to the Mayor of Garðabær on be­half of the elves in 2012.
A con­tro­ver­sial road pro­ject

Mov­ing the rock has been some­what con­tro­ver­sial and the new place­ment of the rock is no co­in­ci­dence. In 2013 the story of this rock, be­lieved to be the leg­endary Ófeigskirkja- an elf church- made in­ter­na­tional news.
Galadriel, the Lady of Lórien as she appears in Peter Jackson’s film version of Tolkien’s …

“Elf ad­vo­cates have joined forces with en­vi­ron­men­tal­ists to urge the Ice­landic Road and Coastal Com­mis­sion and lo­cal au­thor­i­ties to aban­don a high­way pro­ject build­ing a di­rect route from the Alf­tanes penin­sula, where the pres­i­dent has a home, to the Reyk­javik sub­urb of Gard­abær. They fear dis­turb­ing elf habi­tat and claim the area is par­tic­u­larly im­por­tant be­cause it con­tains an elf church,” wrote the As­so­ci­ated Press at the time.
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Watch A Knight Get Conservatives To Sign Up For The New Holy War

Posted by doctore0 on March 9, 2015

“We sent comedian Dan Ilic, dressed as a knight, to #CPAC2015 to sign up conservatives for Bill O’Reilly’s Holy War against ISIS.”

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Thank you lard for what we are about to receive aaahgggg gaaaaaa

Posted by doctore0 on March 6, 2015

Haha the lard wills it :)

WESTAMPTON, N.J. — A man who leaned over a plate of sizzling fajitas to pray can’t sue a Westampton restaurant because the dish burned him, an appellate court ruled Wednesday.

Hiram Jimenez sought damages from Applebee’s Neighborhood Grill and Bar after a March 2010 incident at the chain’s restaurant on Burlington-Mount Holly Road. But an appellate panel said Applebee’s can’t be held responsible because the hot food posed an “open and obvious” danger.

According to the ruling, Jimenez ordered fajitas that were placed in front of him in a “sizzling skillet.” When he bowed his head “close to the table,” the ruling says, Jimenez heard “a loud sizzling noise, followed by ‘a pop noise’ and then felt a burning sensation in his left eye and on his face.”

In an incident report prepared for Appelebee’s, Jimenez said he was burned on his face, neck and arms after “grease popped” on the fajitas.
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