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Labour politician ‘fathered a child with an alien’

Posted by doctore0 on June 19, 2013

Another crazy alien dude…

alien-jesusA Labour councillor has claimed he fathered a child with an alien – and he has sexual relations with the extra-terrestrial about four times a year.

Simon Parkes, a 53-year-old driving instructor and married father-of-three who sits on Whitby Town Council, said his wife was ‘very unhappy’ with the revelation.

He added: ‘But it is not on a human level, so I don’t see it as wrong.’

The known extra-terrestrial enthusiast said his intergalactic relations are with an alien being he calls ‘the Cat Queen’, and together they have fathered a child called Zarka. He made the comments speaking on Channel 4’s documentary, Confessions of an Alien Abductee.

‘What will happen is that we will hold hands and I will say “I’m ready” and then the technology I don’t understand will take us up to a craft orbiting the earth,’ he said.

He said people claim he is ‘mad’ because they have not shared his experiences.
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As you can see and hear his story is as crazy as any religion out there 🙂

One Response to “Labour politician ‘fathered a child with an alien’”

  1. Mordanicus said

    If we combine this story with the ancient astronaut theory of Von Däniken, we might hypothese that all ancient-greek half gods (or “heroes”) are in fact alien-human hybrids.


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