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Robertson: “Miserable” Atheists Trying to “Steal” Christmas

Posted by doctore0 on November 19, 2012

No Pat, it’s christians who stole the season in the first place and now wanting to plaster their Jesus idols all over the place, hence going against the bible and being total assholes… Speaking about “christmas” trees, what does your bible have to say about them, lets see.

Jeremiah 10:1-25
10:2 Thus says the Lord, Learn not the way of the heathen, and be not dismayed at the signs of heaven; for the heathen are dismayed at them.
10:3 For the customs of the people are vain: for one cuts a tree out of the forest, the work of the hands of the workman, with the axe.
10:4 They deck it with silver and with gold; they fasten it with nails and with hammers, that it move not.
10:5 They are upright as the palm tree, but speak not: they must needs be borne, because they cannot go. Be not afraid of them; for they cannot do evil, neither also is it in them to do good.”

Happy holidays,yule,saturnalia,solstice…,christmas Pat, hope your magic man won’t be too pissed at you for the pagan tree worship, like, torture you forever with fire and stuff 🙂

Here is my yule cat enjoying our “atheist” yule-tree 🙂

13 Responses to “Robertson: “Miserable” Atheists Trying to “Steal” Christmas”

  1. Dave said

    Aha! Finally….photo proof! Who woulda thunk that trees with jangly things were originally invented for the sole purpose of amusing cats? Fortunately….we sinning-types have the two-legged ‘Pats’ of the world to keep us thoroughly entertained…er…oops……prior to roasting, that is. 😦 I’ll shortly forward my highly-prized ‘aliens-in-the-bushes’ snaps, soon as those nerds at Area 51 are done with them. Might be bonus material for your site, Doc! 😀


  2. Ravemore said

    *Chuckles* Pat Robertson is such a wanker… Why does it seem like sewage issues forth from his mouth every time it opens?


    • Dave said

      @ Ravester…….it’s because there’s a huge amount of money to be made by those professionals, in this country, who specialize in ‘sewage disposal’.

      Peace. 😀


      • Dave said

        ps…..if you hadn’t noticed the semblance, Pat strongly reminds many of Edgar Bergen’s puppet…..’Charlie McCarthy’. Je$u$ appears to have been a master ventriloquist, as he has many puppets running around. Heck…..if nothing else, magic-guy did have certain talents.

        ‘Wage Heavy Peace’ ( Neil Young ) has become a motto-du-jour. We don’t need their ju-ju to accomplish that. Best regards.



      • Ravemore said

        @Dave: OMG… That is so creepy. There is a definite resemblance. *Shivers*

        Also, I guess fellows like him are what keep the sanitation folks in business. Look hard enough and you can find a silver lining on any Cumulus Nimbus.

        -Waging Heavy Peace – Ravemore


  3. Dave said

    Thank you so much, Ravester!! A heart-felt connection courtesy of Doc! I’m beginning to believe his site exists for the purpose of bringing the like-minded together. Tho’……that illusion may once again dissipate the moment he chirps in with some more religidiot stuff. Oops! Bad me, myself and I!

    Hehe! We only have cirrus stuff in West Texas, so be kind. I think it was Doc who posted the Betty Bower’s thing. As a real-estate constructeur, I’m always tickled with anything off-the-wall. (construction in-joke) He’s pretty good at that. Smile….it solves most everything.

    Amazing…. you knew it was really “Waging Heavy Peace”. More on that later. 😀


    • Dave said

      ps…Ravester….where in the world are you? I’m a geography buff and find it incredibly exciting that we’re all able to come together. Just me. Are you an IceCap resident? The wonder of it all has me by the kahunas. Sorry, Doc! 😀 Living in Kansas with Dorothy has had it’s drawbacks.


  4. DUH'Merica said

    Every time he speaks, I want to send him money (sarcasm). I can’t wait until they discover the four under-aged Filipino boys Pat has tied up in the basement. I pray (sarcasm) for the day the footage of him playing naked Twister with the Filipino boys is leaked.


    • Ravemore said



      • Dave said

        Ravester!…..Docman has a great site. As long as we all stick around/tell the truth. I suspect you’re not being entirely honest as to your locale, since ‘9:53 pm’ doesn’t quite jibe. It certainly ain’t Washington state, as we’re all not time-zone challenged goofuses. What is your gender? Docman maintains a terrific site…….as long as we all play by the rules. Tag…..yer it!! 😀


      • Ravemore said

        Nope, Really. Washington State. City of Bonney Lake. Male, age 42. Can take a time stamped picture of the City sign if you like. Not sure what the issue is with the post time stamp. 😉


  5. Dave said

    C’mon Duh…..’Naked Twister’ is a fave of everyone. Having missed the opportunity to stick a ‘certain-something’ in Pat’s ear, leaves me saddened. Next time.


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