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Warn public of ‘condom failure,’ says bishop

Posted by doctore0 on February 18, 2010

More from the creators of the Jeebu$™ fable
Hmm.. what about prayers, nothing fails like prayers.. what about god™.. he is like total fail and fake.
Tell it like it is bishop; you silly guys just want people to breed like rats.. make as many Catholics as possible.
The clergy should be carrying a health warning at all times.. on their hats.. never ever let them come close to children…etc
Hey even “Virgin” Mary™ endorses condoms —->
MANILA, Philippines—Just as cigarette labels warn of health risks, condom packets should contain a warning that they may not be an effective tool against the acquired immune deficiency syndrome (AIDS), a Roman Catholic bishop said Tuesday.

Archbishop Ramon Arguelles of Lipa City in Batangas made the suggestion as he pointed out that since condoms at times fail to protect against pregnancy, they could also fail to stop the transmission of the human immunodeficiency virus or HIV, which causes AIDS.

“It is the right of consumers, whether Catholics or not, to be informed of condom failure,” Arguelles said in a message texted to reporters.

“Just like ‘Smoking is Dangerous For Your Health,’ there must be a government warning: ‘Condoms May Fail to Protect From AIDS,’” he added.

His suggestion came in the wake of the brouhaha over the Department of Health’s distribution of free condoms last week just in time for Valentine’s Day.

The DOH distributed the prophylactics as part of its campaign to stem the spread of HIV-AIDS.

Catholic clergymen protested the condom distribution, saying that it promotes promiscuity. They said the DOH could help stem the spread of the disease by boosting the Church’s campaign to get the youth to practice abstinence.
Here you go

P.S. Just wait until they investigate the catholic church in the Philippines.. I’m guessing crimes against children there are going to be horrible.

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9 Responses to “Warn public of ‘condom failure,’ says bishop”

  1. internet elias said

    The Lord rebuke thee.


  2. doctore0 said

    The who… ?


  3. Babz said

    A fool says in his heart that there is no God.


  4. djnlsn said

    Hey Doc!!…..back from my in-care-serration, courtesy of the US guvment. I’ll be as annoying as usual on your site. If you don’t mind? 😀


  5. djnlsn said

    I was wondering……during my in-care-serration how Yule-Cat was doing? Funny…..the stuff you think about.


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