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Treating Ebola with Homeopathy

Posted by Mr DoctorE on August 11, 2014

WTF… homeopathy madness.. sheesh

How to Make Your Own Ebola Remedy

What you need:
1. A face mask and gloves
2. Two bottles (50 ml up to 500 ml glass or plastic bottles) with caps
3. Clean water (mineral or tap water)
4. An Ebola sample: some spit or other disease product, such as blood, from a person infected with Ebola, or who is suspected sick with it. Any small quantity will do, even a pinhead.
5. An alcoholic liquid, such as whisky, brandy, rum, etc.
6. Half an hour of your time.

Procedure:
1. Fill the bottle with water, leaving about 20% space at the top.
2. Place the Ebola sample in the water in the bottle.
3. Close the top of the bottle with the cap.
4. Hold the bottle and strike it hard against a solid surface, such as a large book, 40 times.
5. Pour out the contents of the bottle.
6. Refill the bottle with water (the fluid remaining on the inside surface of the bottle will serve as the next Ebola sample).
7. Repeat steps 3 to 6 a total of 30 times.

Using this stock bottle, you can supply the Ebola remedy to as many people you want. With one drop from the stock bottle as an Ebola sample you can produce another stock bottle to give to someone else. Instead of the original Ebola sample you used above to make the original stock bottle, you use a drop from the first stock bottle. This process can be carried out ad infinitum, supplying a whole city, etc., if needed.

Taking Your Home-Made Ebola Remedy

For prevention:
1. Place a teaspoonful of your Ebola remedy from the stock bottle into a cup filled with water.
2. Stir the water five times with a disposable spoon or stick.
3. Take a sip from the cup.
4. During the epidemic, take a sip once or twice a day, stirring five times before taking the sip.
5. Refill the cup as needed after striking the stock bottle against a hard surface five times.

If you are sick with Ebola:
1. Place a teaspoonful of the Ebola remedy from your stock bottle into a cup filled with water.
2. Stir the water five times with a disposable spoon or stick.
3. Take a sip every 15 minutes, stirring five times each time until you notice improvement, then stop.
4. On improving, you can ease off and take the remedy every hour or so, again stirring five times before taking the remedy each time.
5. Refill the cup as needed after striking the stock bottle against a hard surface five times.

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Update: They removed the post… coz it was insane :)

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Can illness be cured by prayer?

Posted by Mr DoctorE on March 23, 2014

Naaahhh….. prayer = pure delusion/stupid!
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Malaysian Witch Doctors Try to Locate Missing Plane

Posted by Mr DoctorE on March 14, 2014

Ugga bugga
Malaysia invites witch doctors help ‘locate’ the missing Malaysia Airlines jet,

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The prime minister of Malaysia, Najib Razak, has been labelled brainless for allowing a witch doctor to help in the hunt for missing Malaysia Airlines flight MH370.

Ibrahim Mat Zin, a famous “bomoh” (witch doctor), performed a prayer at Kuala Lumpur International Airport with coconuts and a “magic stick” to trace the missing aircraft.

Zin, also known as the Raja Bomoh Sedunia Nujum VIP, who plans to return to the airport to perform another prayer, told Free Malaysia Today: “I think the plane is still in the air or has crashed into the sea.”

One user of Weibo (the Chinese social media service) wrote: “I feel so ashamed as a Malaysian for the first time, not because of any wrongdoing on Malaysia’s part but for having a brainless prime minister.

“Instead of hiring a witch doctor holding two coconuts to be ridiculed, would be better off to do something down-to-earth.
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World of Batshit – #1: Sky Demons

Posted by Mr DoctorE on March 4, 2014

Religion AKA mental illness in progress

Part one in a series examining some of the most ridiculous claims. In this part, we look at a channel claiming that aircraft are holographic “sky demons” signifying “end times”, and discuss how easy it is to be an end times fraud.

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FACEPALM!

Posted by Mr DoctorE on February 6, 2014

It’s a crazy world out there. And sometimes, there’s only one appropriate response.

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Astrology

Posted by Mr DoctorE on January 6, 2014

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Turmoil in the Toybox

Posted by Mr DoctorE on November 1, 2013

Religion in progress…

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Atheist Chris Stedman discusses Oprah’s interview with Nyad on CNN

Posted by Mr DoctorE on October 21, 2013

Oprah = The queen of woo

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The Honest Liar’s Pseudoscience Collection

Posted by Mr DoctorE on October 18, 2013

The Honest Liar’s Pseudoscience Collection! In this installment of The Honest Liar, Jamy Ian Swiss considers the differences between science and pseudoscience, and discusses some highlights from his vast and colorful pseudoscience collection, from Aromatherapy to Xenoglossy!

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Church of England creating ‘pagan church’ to recruit members

Posted by Mr DoctorE on September 2, 2013

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The Church of England is trying to recruit pagans and spiritual believers as part of a drive to retain congregation numbers.
The church is training ministers to create “a pagan church where Christianity [is] very much in the centre” to attract spiritual believers.

Ministers are being trained to create new forms of Anglicanism suitable for people of alternative beliefs as part of a Church of England drive to retain congregation numbers.

Reverend Steve Hollinghurst, a researcher and adviser in new religious movements told the BBC: “I would be looking to formulate an exploration of the Christian faith that would be at home in their culture.”

He said it would be “almost to create a pagan church where Christianity was very much in the centre.”

The Church Mission Society, which is training ministers to “break new ground”, hopes to see a number of spiritual people align themselves with Christianity.
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