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Pat Robertson Explains Divine Genocide

Posted by Mr DoctorE on February 3, 2014

Dear Dear Leader

Bonus

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Siberian ‘Messiah’

Posted by Mr DoctorE on January 30, 2014

Yet another crazy cult..

A self-proclaimed Messiah has been operating in Siberia’s Krasnoyarsk Region. The founding father of the Vissarion Brotherhood and the Church of the Last Testament, who calls himself “The Teacher,” predicts a new Great Flood, promises salvation and spiritual perfection to his followers. His followers choose to abandon their homes and build settlements near the sacred Mountain, where “The Teacher” lives. One woman, a former member of the sect, shares her experience and explains how her new faith has torn her family apart.

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Scammer/Pastor/Dumbass Bob Larson Now Performs Exorcisms Via Skype

Posted by Mr DoctorE on January 29, 2014

The stupid, it burns… ouch

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Woman claims to see Jesus on toe

Posted by Mr DoctorE on January 29, 2014

Crazy christian Pareidolia time :)

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Police captain supports claims that family was tormented by 200 demons

Posted by Mr DoctorE on January 28, 2014

Insane madness in progress, captain/all involved need to get mental evaluation

exorcismA police captain in Indiana has said he believes the story of a woman who claimed her children were being attacked and possessed by hundreds of demons.

Latoya Ammons, who is a mother of three, told authorities that demonic spirits caused her 9-year-old son to walk backwards on a hospital ceiling and her 12-year-old daughter to levitate above her bed.

The unbelievable story, which emerged in the Indianapolis Star newspaper, and is detailed in social work reports, was supported by Gary Police Captain Charles Austin.

Captain Austin, a police officer with 36-years experience, initially said he was sceptical about the family’s claims but that he had been convinced after visiting the home and conducting interviews with the family.

The bizarre and unlikely tale began when Ms Ammons, her mother, Rosa Campbell, and three children – moved into a rental house on Carolina Street in November 2011. Ammons reported a plague of flies swarming onto the window of the porch despite it being the middle of winter.

She also reported regularly hearing things going bump in the night, along with the sound of footsteps and doors creaking and shadowy figures pacing in her living room.
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Is there any evidence for Satan?

Posted by Mr DoctorE on January 19, 2014

Uhh NO, pure myth/fantasy/crazy stuff, just like god(s) :)
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Preacher tells congregation to eat grass to be closer to god

Posted by Mr DoctorE on January 13, 2014

… Is religion contagious mental illness.. I think so!

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Africa’s Most Popular Televangelist

Posted by Mr DoctorE on January 11, 2014

insane

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Pastor tries to walk on water like Jesus: Drowns in front of congregation

Posted by Mr DoctorE on January 7, 2014

Ta da!

According to All Christian News on Jan. 2, a pastor tried to walk on water like Jesus did. However, he drowned in front of his congregation.

Pastor Franck Kabele, 35, on the West Coast of Africa assured his congregation that he was capable of walking on water like Jesus did. He attempted to reenact what Jesus did as his congregation looked on. He set out to demonstrate that he, too, could walk on water on Gabon’s beach in Libreville. Unfortunately, it cost him his life.

Bible scholars know that in Matthew 14:22-33, Jesus walked on water and when Peter, His disciple, tried to walk on water to go to Jesus, he began to drown and Jesus saved him.

Kabele said that he received a revelation that told him with enough faith he could do what Jesus was able to do.

A report was given by an eyewitness that the pastor took his congregation out to the beach. He told them that he would cross the Kombo estuary by foot, which is normally a 20-minute boat ride. By the second step into the water, Kabele was completely submerged. Sadly, he drowned immediately and never came up
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Prayer In Public Schools Pushed By Southern Democrats

Posted by Mr DoctorE on January 6, 2014

“State lawmakers in South Carolina are pushing for legislation that would mandate prayer sessions in schools. The bill, H. 3526, would require teachers to lead a moment of silence at the beginning of each school day, during which the teacher would be allowed to deliver a prayer. Students who didn’t not want to participate would be allowed to leave the classroom.”

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