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Treating Ebola with Homeopathy

Posted by Mr DoctorE on August 11, 2014

WTF… homeopathy madness.. sheesh

How to Make Your Own Ebola Remedy

What you need:
1. A face mask and gloves
2. Two bottles (50 ml up to 500 ml glass or plastic bottles) with caps
3. Clean water (mineral or tap water)
4. An Ebola sample: some spit or other disease product, such as blood, from a person infected with Ebola, or who is suspected sick with it. Any small quantity will do, even a pinhead.
5. An alcoholic liquid, such as whisky, brandy, rum, etc.
6. Half an hour of your time.

Procedure:
1. Fill the bottle with water, leaving about 20% space at the top.
2. Place the Ebola sample in the water in the bottle.
3. Close the top of the bottle with the cap.
4. Hold the bottle and strike it hard against a solid surface, such as a large book, 40 times.
5. Pour out the contents of the bottle.
6. Refill the bottle with water (the fluid remaining on the inside surface of the bottle will serve as the next Ebola sample).
7. Repeat steps 3 to 6 a total of 30 times.

Using this stock bottle, you can supply the Ebola remedy to as many people you want. With one drop from the stock bottle as an Ebola sample you can produce another stock bottle to give to someone else. Instead of the original Ebola sample you used above to make the original stock bottle, you use a drop from the first stock bottle. This process can be carried out ad infinitum, supplying a whole city, etc., if needed.

Taking Your Home-Made Ebola Remedy

For prevention:
1. Place a teaspoonful of your Ebola remedy from the stock bottle into a cup filled with water.
2. Stir the water five times with a disposable spoon or stick.
3. Take a sip from the cup.
4. During the epidemic, take a sip once or twice a day, stirring five times before taking the sip.
5. Refill the cup as needed after striking the stock bottle against a hard surface five times.

If you are sick with Ebola:
1. Place a teaspoonful of the Ebola remedy from your stock bottle into a cup filled with water.
2. Stir the water five times with a disposable spoon or stick.
3. Take a sip every 15 minutes, stirring five times each time until you notice improvement, then stop.
4. On improving, you can ease off and take the remedy every hour or so, again stirring five times before taking the remedy each time.
5. Refill the cup as needed after striking the stock bottle against a hard surface five times.

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Update: They removed the post… coz it was insane :)

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Church pushes oil cure-all scam

Posted by Mr DoctorE on March 28, 2014


An evangelical church is marketing olive oil as a part of a religious cure-all treatment for everything from tumours and schizophrenia to relationship problems.

The event this Sunday, promoted through a mass mail drop in Auckland, is pitched as “the unique opportunity for those of you in need of a miracle”.

The Universal Church of the Kingdom of God says its “holy oil” – olive oil purported to have been blessed at the sites of biblical miracles in Israel – has helped to cure tumours, mental illness, stomach and bladder problems, marriage difficulties, strokes and heart defects.

When pushed by the Herald for evidence, Bishop Victor Silva said the oil could not cure illness. Using it was an act of faith, he said, and faith could help in the restorative process.

However, the eight-page newsletter distributed in the mail drop claimed the oil had helped to fix people in situations where doctors had been unsuccessful.

“The Holy Oil was chosen by God as an instrument of faith to heal the sick,” the newsletter said.

“Learn how to use it to anoint the sick, the emotionally depressed, your loved ones and family, your workplace and objects that represent difficulties or challenges in your life.”
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This guy made millions on scams like this….

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Christian Lawmakers Fall For Noah’s Ark Scam And Then…

Posted by Mr DoctorE on March 4, 2014

*It might have been a warning sign when he said he’d found Noah’s Ark….

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Reporter chased by pastor

Posted by Mr DoctorE on March 3, 2014


A ‘pastor’ accused of fraud has chased a Channel Nine reporter and allegedly injured a cameraman after they confronted him on a Queensland street.

Stephen Jones was filmed jumping out of his car and kicking A Current Affair journalist Tim Arvier as he tried to get away.

The television crew were confronting Jones for a story that will air tonight where he stands accused of swindling more than a million dollars in life savings and charitable donations from families.

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/2014/03/03/17/44/pastor-chases-and-allegedly-injures-channel-nine-camera-crew

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World’s Largest Megachuch Founder Convicted

Posted by Mr DoctorE on March 3, 2014

Religion…..

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Siberian ‘Messiah’

Posted by Mr DoctorE on January 30, 2014

Yet another crazy cult..

A self-proclaimed Messiah has been operating in Siberia’s Krasnoyarsk Region. The founding father of the Vissarion Brotherhood and the Church of the Last Testament, who calls himself “The Teacher,” predicts a new Great Flood, promises salvation and spiritual perfection to his followers. His followers choose to abandon their homes and build settlements near the sacred Mountain, where “The Teacher” lives. One woman, a former member of the sect, shares her experience and explains how her new faith has torn her family apart.

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Scammer/Pastor/Dumbass Bob Larson Now Performs Exorcisms Via Skype

Posted by Mr DoctorE on January 29, 2014

The stupid, it burns… ouch

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Preacher tells congregation to eat grass to be closer to god

Posted by Mr DoctorE on January 13, 2014

… Is religion contagious mental illness.. I think so!

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Africa’s Most Popular Televangelist

Posted by Mr DoctorE on January 11, 2014

insane

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Paul Crouch: The Death of a Salesman

Posted by Mr DoctorE on December 8, 2013

Paul Crouch Sr, televangelist and co-founder of the Trinity Broadcasting Network, died on November 30th, 2013. Charisma News called him “One of the Giants of Our Generation.”

But did this “servant of God” deserve such a flattering eulogy?

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