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Ex-porn star wears spaghetti strainer on head for driver’s license in Utah

Posted by doctore0 on November 18, 2014

“Saved” by His noodly appendage ;)

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14 glorious minutes of religious people getting served by Richard Dawkins

Posted by doctore0 on November 17, 2014

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Samson Da Barbarian

Posted by doctore0 on November 14, 2014

Long ago, God gave supernatural strength to a mass-murdering psychopath. This is his story, the story of Samson Da Barbarian (aka Judges 13-16)

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A day off for ‘Festivus’? It could happen

Posted by doctore0 on November 6, 2014


MUKILTEO, Wash. — Seinfeld popularized “Festivus” as a mock holiday for all those who don’t follow traditional religions. Now, a new state law could actually force bosses to give public employees the day off for that, and just about anything else deemed a “day of faith.”

While most Americans automatically get time off on Christmas or during Hanukkah, other traditions aren’t always so lucky. To remedy that, lawmakers in Olympia passed a new law giving all public employees two unpaid days off from work for religious observances. The law went into effect in June and it begs the question, what constitutes a religion?

“It could be Festivus,” said Mukilteo city council president Randy Lord. “It isn’t up to me to determine what religion is good or bad.”

Lord said the law poses plenty of problems for public employers. Many municipalities already operate at minimum staffing levels to keep their budgets down. That means even though the two new holidays are unpaid, cities, school districts police departments and fire departments will all likely end up paying someone to fill those shifts. The law does not define what a religion is. It does say that workers can be denied time off if it poses a “hardship” for the employer, but no examples are given to define that term.

Right now, Mukilteo is working on a city policy to make sure there are no impromptu holiday celebrations.

“We need to make sure it’s within our existing time off policies,” said Lord. “That way no one shows up on a sunny day and calls it a religious day. That would just wreak havoc.”
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How to Argue with Assholes

Posted by doctore0 on November 5, 2014

New from Potholer54

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God Saved My Hamsters

Posted by doctore0 on October 3, 2014

Robin Cooper (aka Robert Popper) calls a religious TV show to express his thanks to the Lord for the healing of his hamsters

Eek eek :D

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Oklahoma woman claims spaghetti strainer as religious headwear in license picture

Posted by doctore0 on September 7, 2014

ENID, Okla. – It may sound like a joke but an Enid woman says her Oklahoma driver’s license features a unique symbol of her religious freedom.

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Jim Jefferies Religion Compilation

Posted by doctore0 on September 2, 2014

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OKC archbishop sues over Satanists’ ‘black Mass’

Posted by doctore0 on August 21, 2014

A group of Satanists planning to stage a “black Mass” next month at a civic center is using a communion wafer stolen from the Cannibal Church, according to a lawsuit filed Wednesday by the archcannibal of Oklahoma City.

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Neil deGrasse Tyson on aliens going to hell

Posted by doctore0 on July 28, 2014

P.S.
alien-jesus

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