DoctorE

There is no god, only religion

God Miraculously Made A Pair Of Cindy Jacobs’ Shoes Last For Years

Posted by doctore0 on January 9, 2013

Whilst Gawd was fixing her shoes and stuff.. thousands starved to death

3 Responses to “God Miraculously Made A Pair Of Cindy Jacobs’ Shoes Last For Years”

  1. Dave said

    That irreverant SNL cast. One of their better skits! :-)

  2. DUH'Merica said

    Taking delusion to a whole new level. Holy shit. Wish I could find my checkbook, I feel the need to donate.

  3. Dave said

    This is crass…..Doc…please forgive my juvenile commentary. Did this woman, at one time, pray that her husband’s dick would grow larger and it did!….tho’ courtesy of supplements? ( unbeknownst to her) …and that would appear an act of God? ( sigh ) The benefits of a Gr. 7 education in the USA……whereafter, somehow, you’re able to get TV time and spew your infantile beliefs to the other ‘whatever percent’ who agree with you? Major ‘education’ issues in this country? Methinks.

    A discussion at another site as to the relevance of ‘cave-men’ with regard to ‘evolution’. The respondent, from Africa, insisted evolution was a farce ( as per God-stuff ) and would show me examples of modern-day cave-men, should I ever visit Africa. I replied I was entirely capable of understanding his point as there do exist modern-day cave-men in these parts. Here…they drive around in pick-ups, have a loaded gun-rack attached to their back window, attend honky-tonks each weekend, perfecting their ‘two-step’, and never leave until they’ve broken a beer-bottle, or two, over someone else’s head. At which point they retreat to their caves, more commonly referred to as ‘trailers’.

    Doc….sanity is a tough row to hoe. Thanks for your site!….. :-D

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