DoctorE

There is no god, only religion

Christians publicly pray for lower gas prices

Posted by doctore0 on February 24, 2012

Gawd is jealous..

One Response to “Christians publicly pray for lower gas prices”

  1. Dave said

    As always, such a privilege to live in fruitloops central. Now…certainly Gawd could lower gas prices. But first, he must become a sitting member of the ‘Board of Directors’ of Exxon, Mobil, Shell, Bp and a few others. A few lightning bolts and a flood or two might certainly secure him a position of prominence in any of the aforesaid companies. The ‘fear thing’ has always worked quite well, ( heads-up middle-management, could be ax time ) and it’s one of His specialties. Oh…if only…we might encourage Him to take on some form of corporate responsibility with respect to gas prices these poor folks would not need to travel the country, at their own expense, invoking His name, as they suffer from the financial burden of their gas-guzzling SUV’s. Most certainly…prayer is in order.

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